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I'm Div.18 years old and I live in New Zealand. If you like funny shit, you have come to the right place

phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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cravings:

how people think a tumblr bloggers room looks like

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how it really looks

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cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

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punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

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