allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via balloon-fights-summer-nights)

(via academy)

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

(via haithinkimfunny)

fstw:

lindsaychrist:



I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

(Source: meucuminhasteta, via cats-boys-satan)

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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(via neeclams)

blackfashion:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

Turn the fuck up MTV

(Source: lookdifferentmtv, via cats-boys-satan)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via cats-boys-satan)

do-you-even-misha:

tyleroakley:

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i laughed too hard at this.

(via eunicenadal)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: zaughty, via niallbabynandos)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via seedy)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via verylaugh)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via borinq)