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I'm Div.18 years old and I live in New Zealand. If you like funny shit, you have come to the right place

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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  1. are you gay?
  2. straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
  3. gay people: hella
  4. pan/bi/poly people: ish?
  5. are you straight?
  6. straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
  7. gay people: nah
  8. pan/bi/poly people: ish?
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texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

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zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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ptrslbrmn:

"Famous from a sex tape"

More like rich from someone leaking her sex tape against her will and then famous because of all the money she made from the lawsuit and her tv show? And all her other smart business decisions? Sit your bitter ass down

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fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

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jakemalik:

kiggor:

Pulling a cat out of thin air

WHAT IS THIS POWER
I NEED IT

jakemalik:

kiggor:

Pulling a cat out of thin air

WHAT IS THIS POWER

I NEED IT

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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

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harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

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happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

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