shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via kelseynipples)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

huntress-of-achievements:

Ray is all of us at heart

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via loaning)

shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

(via likeigiveabother)

missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via escapefromthenothing)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via memormortis)

(Source: bamalam31, via xmenfirstclasss)

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

image

(via verylaugh)

(Source: ohsobreezyjane, via verylaugh)

(Source: itsneydebitch, via memormortis)

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via death-by-lulz)

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

(via work-it-black-jesus)