pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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(via scroturn)

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

(via w-a-n-t-e-d)

britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

(via seedy)

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via shouldnt)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via kkaih)

(Source: heyarigrande, via heyfunniest)

imsosickofjustinbieber:

You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses

(Source: donyallelove, via orgasmic-humor)

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

(Source: facebook.com, via orgasmic-humor)

fuckyeah1990s:

From the Halloween episode of The Power Rangers 

fuckyeah1990s:

From the Halloween episode of The Power Rangers 

(via academy)

mcdonaldsstaff:

trying to get your crush’s attention like

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(via greed)

(Source: heliolisk, via loaning)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via yelled)

carryonwaywardsoldier:

how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

(via loaning)

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

(via shouldnt)