disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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who wore it best

who wore it best

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moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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pineplapple:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

That is a pool cover

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via memewhore)

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